Post Nine Eleven

The day after his inauguration, Pwesident Kerwy is seen here on his private rocket ship, "The Hillary Theresa" hours after Al Queda suitcase nuked 25 American Cities.

Kerwy's flight plan was classified, but it was rumored he was heading to France, via Mozambique.

[unretouched photo from NASA (only cropped for size); no link available as NASA wimped out when the Kerrorist campaign complained].

Now you can easily repudiate the lies of Michael Moore.

Here is a concise, 4 page PDF summary of 59 lies in the movie.

Print and distribute widely.

(Psst.. It was written by a registered Democrat...)

Andrew Sullivan Bends Over For Kerry

Andrew Sullivan: Kerry: the right choice for conservatives
The Sunday Times ^ | July 25, 2004 | Andrew Sullivan

Start with the war. Almost overnight after 9/11 Bush junked decades of American policy in the Middle East, abandoning attempts to manage Arab autocracies for the sake of the oil supply and instead forging a policy of radical democratisation. He invaded two countries and is trying to convert them to modern democracies.

Nothing so liberal has been attempted in a long time.

In the 2000 campaign, Bush mocked the idea of "nation building" as liberal claptrap. Now it's the centrepiece of his administration.

Dear Andrew,

It's not "liberal" to decide that obliterating dictatorships that control and/or threaten much of the worlds energy sources helps defend America.

It's about self-preservation. It's about "conserving" our way of life.

Unless you want more 9/11 attacks and unless you want to pay $5/gallon for gas, we have the choice of doing nothing or changing those regimes.

Kerry would do nothing but cut deals that let the Russian, French and the Germans make a few billions arming Iraq and Iran.

That's the "real-politic."

" Was it really necessary to insist that the Geneva conventions do not apply to detainees in the war on terror? "

Who would have guessed that you would be more interested in women's panties on men's heads than islamic-fascists cutting off our heads?

"... We need to return to the diplomatic obeisance to the United Nations. We should stop referring to a "war" on terror and return to pre-9/11 notions of terrorism, best dealt with by police work in co-ordination with our democratic allies.

I suppose you are more comfortable with the UN because they are so successful.

The UN has done nothing but keep millions of Arabs enslaved in refugee camps; they only allowed a million to die in Rwanda. They only stole billions of dollars destined for Iraqi children in the oil-for bribes scandal.

But of course, the UN has made tremendous inroads in forcing acceptance of the homosexual agenda. Soon all UN members will be forced to jail any minister or rabbi who even says the word "abomination" when reading from the Bible. I am sure you are looking forward to that great day.

" At home we need to restrain the unruly religious right."

Yes, see above. We need to restrain the religious right that refuses to knuckle under and accept homosexuality as an acceptable lifestyle. We need to restrain the religious right that believes that life begins at conception. And we certainly need to restrain the religious right that realizes that forcing Israel to knuckle under to the UN and to the islamic-fascists who want to destroy Israel IS BAD FOR AMERICA. Yes, we need to definitely restrain those people.

"... Kerry's biggest proposal - one sure to be modified by Congress - is a large increase in the number of people with health insurance. It's far more modest than that proposed by Bill and Hillary Clinton a decade ago. "

Yes, we need a health care system like Canada's where people wait months for surgery unless they can pay for it in the U.S.

"The argument that Kerry must make is that he can continue the war but without Bush's polarizing recklessness."

PRESIDENT BUSH'S POLARIZING RECKLESSNESS?

What planet are you on? Follywood compares Bush to genitalia and keeps repeating racist lies about the 2000 election, and you are blaming the RNC and the religious right?

Did Musto, Signorile and Raimondo threaten you with old photographs unless you finally "came out" for Kerry? Did your Euro-trash friends finally throw a perrier in your face?

"Put all that together and I may not find myself the only conservative moving slowly and reluctantly towards the notion that Kerry may be the right man - and the conservative choice - for a difficult and perilous time."

Get a clue, Andrew. A vote for Kerry will make the future even more of "a difficult and perilous time." A vote for Kerry is a vote for appeasement to Islamic-fascism. And no amount of screaming "but Achmed, I wrote what you wanted!" will save you when Osama's boys come to your upscale gay bar looking for your pretty head.

Osama's "Thank You" Note to Dan Rather: ALLAH AKBAR!!

Dear Dan,

Osama LOVED your first stories on the CBS evening news tonight.

After your crocodile tears for the American soldiers who, as you carried it, so foolishly died for the Zionist pig Bush, Osama went bonkers with your next segment showing sympathy and support for the Philippines getting their man back after withdrawing their troops.

And the part where the poor Philippino thanked the al mujahedeen! Priceless! We are going to put that on a greatest hits tape along with the recent beheadings!

Never mind Dozier's required comment that some might object, you did a GREAT job closing with the threats of further violence gainst the those stupid Shinto Japs, and any arabs who might foolishly want to get in our way.

Even better was your segue into the old man being coerced into the U.S. Army, and what do you know, you found a psycho who managed to blame his suicide attempts on higher body counts!

WAY TO GO DAN!

Make sure you keep your receipts, so that we can reimburse you for the expenses in producing these vignettes.

And Dan, Osama keeps his promises. When we come back to America, we will leave you and your family and friends alone.

Well, at least for a little while... until we are done with all the Christians, Jews and fags.

Brother White Bread @ the NAACP:
"bling bling, bang bang... ungowa... KERRY POWWUH!

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Q: Why didn't Kerry wear his dashiki and fro out his hair when he spoke to the NAACP?

A: He didn't want to come off as if he was pandering...

Power to the Sheeple. FREE WHOOPEE GOLDBERG!

Crazy N'Fuming: "What the F*%* is this honky doing here? He thinks we're going to give him our money, along with the votes?
Somebody straighten this cracker out: we give him the votes, he gives US the $!"

The "power to the people" salute originated with and is still used by the Communist party:

The national Vietnam Vets Against the War leadership gathered in Kansas City from Friday, November 12, through Sunday, November 14 for a raucous meeting. Sparks started flying a couple of hours into the meeting when Steering Committee member Al Hubbard arrived from the airport by taxicab. Hubbard, a former Black Panther and the man who had appointed John Kerry to the VVAW leadership in the summer of 1970, had just returned from Paris where he had met with the Vietnamese communist delegations to the Paris Peace Talks.

Hubbard reported that he had just concluded negotiations with the Vietnamese Communists and they were ready to release a group of American POWs to the VVAW, provided that the VVAW would send a delegation to Hanoi around Christmas. Hubbard told the group that the Communist Party USA had paid for his trip.
Courtesy of "Winter Soldier."

We have all known many people over the years who have voted for "the lessor of two evils."

Sooner or later, some Kerry supporters are going to have to decide which is more important to them: "hating Bush," OR SADDLING AMERICA WITH KERRY, A TERRORISM-APPEASING, CADILAC-COMMIE MAROON.

Inspiration and some comments from Freerepublic.com: "CAPTION: KERRY [Black Panther Salute]"