Friday, March 19, 2004

John Freakin' Kerry sings Plastic Jesus Gigolo
[with apologies to Ernie Marrs, et al.]

"I don't care it don't sound like hip-hop,

s'long as I get the chance to flip-flop...

...Give my wife a ride in Kennedy's car...

Through all trials and tribulations,

we will screw up this great nation

Teddy, please take my wife in your car...

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