Friday, March 19, 2004
John Freakin' Kerry sings Plastic
[with apologies to Ernie Marrs, et al.]
"I don't care it don't sound like hip-hop,
s'long as I get the chance to flip-flop...
...Give my wife a ride in Kennedy's car...
Through all trials and tribulations,
we will screw up this great nation
Teddy, please take my wife in your car...