Post Nine Eleven

Iraq War Joke

Two US Marines are listening to the radio in Iraq. "American soldiers," coos a soft female voice, "Your so-called national leaders have lied to you. You are needlessly risking your lives to wage a useless, unjust, illegal, and unwinnable war. Now is the time to return home to your loved ones, while you are still alive. If you foolishly insist on remaining where you are not wanted, the brave resistance fighters will have no choice but to kill you and add your name to the long ever-increasing casualty list of this insane war.

So why risk never seeing your loved ones again for a so-called president who has repeatedly lied and deceived you at every opportunity? Why should you be sacrificed so that US corporations can enjoy fatter profits? The only wise thing to do is return home now, while you are still drawing breath, before you return zippered into a body bag."

"What's this?" sneers one Marine. "An Islamo-terrorist version of Tokyo Rose?"

"No," answers the other. "It's just a CNN commentator."

(received via email - also on FreeRepublic.com)

Dear Senator Kerry Quisling,

I read with interest your recent remarks on the current violence in Iraq, particularly your thoughts on the leader of the islamo-fascists who strung up and mutilated 4 U.S. contractors last week.

Kerry: Terrorist Shiite Al-Sadr 'A Legitimate Voice' NewsMax.com ^ | April 7, 2004 | Carl Limbacher

In an interview broadcast Wednesday morning, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry defended terrorist Shiite imam Moqtada al-Sadr as a "legitimate voice" in Iraq, despite that fact that he's led an uprising that has killed nearly 20 American GIs in the last two days.

Speaking of al-Sadr's newspaper, which was shut down by coalition forces last week after it urged violence against U.S. troops, Kerry complained to National Public Radio, "They shut a newspaper that belongs to a legitimate voice in Iraq."

In the next breath, however, the White House hopeful caught himself and quickly changed direction, adding, "Well, let me . . . change the term legitimate. It belongs to a voice because he has clearly taken on a far more radical tone in recent days and aligned himself with both Hamas and Hezbollah, which is a sort of terrorist alignment."

You just STOOD UP FOR THE NEXT MULLAH OMAR, and you have the chutzpah to comment on President Bush's leadership ability?

You just sent a message, Senator, ENCOURAGING TERRORISTS THAT THEIR CAUSE HAS "LEGITIMACY" AND THAT THEY SHOULD CONTINUE TO KILL OUR TROOPS.

Senator, I will admit that I have not been particularly excited by your campaign so far, but I now see clearly, that in fact, you are simply A TOTAL ASS-CLOWN WHO SHOULD BE RUN OUT ON A RAIL.

You clearly lack the gravitas to continue in the Senate, forget about leading our country in the 21st century.

We have ever deepening pity for the 83,000,000 people still enslaved in communist Vietnam, enslaved because you and your leftist pinhead comrades used the media to brainwash America in the 1970's.

IN THIS WAR AGAINST TERRORISM, SENATOR (and we conclude using that term very loosely), WE WILL NOT LET YOU STAB US IN THE BACK AGAIN.

Y. David
NY, NY